HUMOR

The seven  dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because  they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see  the Pope.
Grumpy leads the  pack.
'Grumpy, my son,'  says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' 
Grumpy asks,  'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in   Rome  ?' 
The Pope wrinkles  his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No,  Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'
In the background,  a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around  and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back,  'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'
The Pope, puzzled  now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there  are no dwarf nuns in Europe .. 
'This time, all of  the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy  turns around and silences them with an angry glare. 
Grumpy turns back  and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the  world?'
The Pope, really  confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no  dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs  collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor,  tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 

'Grumpy shagged a  penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a  penguin!'

 

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What's the matter”, asked Larry “Giving up?”